Luce has made it clear that she could do without cyclists, sirens, and, as we found out last weekend, goats.
She took an instant dislike to the above-pictured goat statue in Rittenhouse Square (sorry for the poor-quality picture), and made her feelings well-known to all the lucky passers-by.

Lucille just wants to make that thing into a delicious Jamaican curry with a side of plantains.
That sounds very fancy for a dog who will eat pretty much anything off of the sidewalk.
Could be Lucille is a Cubs fan! Curse of the goat and all that.
I guess Luce is dumb enough to be a Cubs fan, just like us.