After a lovely and leisurely sleep, we spent Sunday morning in Park Slope as the Brooklyn-ites do: with bagels and brunch.

Bagels and brunch are not the same thing, by the way – they are meant to be enjoyed separately, but within hours of each other.

Berlin Friend showed us around Prospect Park as we sipped on lattes and tried to blend in with the locals, so we talked about hipsters, Lena Dunham, and Urban Outfitters. You know you can always count on me for stereotyping.

By the way, can I just say that I hate the word “hipster”? Can I? Oh right, I can.

Let’s just acknowledge that we all have a little bit of the hipster in us, ponder what that means about good and evil and the nature of humanity, and just move on. At this point it’s just an annoying pejorative term that means a million different things to a million different people. And as a side note: please know that my love for cupcakes is pure, good, and without irony.

Oh, Brooklyn. You and your yoga for kids. You are kind of adorable, and not at all within my price range, rent-wise. But I will brunch in your neighborhood any ol’ time.

It was a moseying, rambling, food-centric weekend, which is right in my wheelhouse, as you know.

P.S. No pictures of brunch, because I have yet to take a picture of eggs that looks even remotely appetizing.